prince foolip,God bless d dumb,old,dyin,……

……poor,greek,dry-humord,mild-mannrd sod.he always cracks me up.u knw when one’s own reputation recedes oneself,when an international student like me discovers d press call u prince foollip 15s of me bein in ur country.actually, i was in d lounge in d airport in mine,but lets disregard dat.anyhoo,i luv d dude,hes got d gift of gab.always says d rite stuff.
he deserves a medal,honestly.anyhoo,am sure ur wonderin y am talkin bout d luvly sod.i was jus relivin all those luvly moments thru yea em,i’ve been laffin my socks off!gems like
  • "If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed". (When visiting China in 1986, he told a group of British students)
  • "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (At a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
  • "You managed not to get eaten, then?" (To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)
  • To the President of Nigeria, who was dressed in traditional Muslim robes, "You look like you’re ready for bed!"
  • On the Royal Navy ship HMS Boxer, when given a tour of the ship, which was quite extended, was quoted to have said, "Not another fucking chamber"

n many more,d dude sud write 4 daily mail

i decided 2 give d luvly prince my v own comments/questions,Mr. Mountbatten………
  • how r mummy n daddy?
  • i always tot greeks were olived skinned adonis(es),hw come ur all clammy?
  • hows it like 2 have ur wife earn more than u?
  • how do u feel bout ur wife bein queen n u being a mere prince?
  • y didnt ur wife give up d thrown 4 u,at least she’d stil b queen (mayb nt of d  uk n 14 or is it 13/15 other countries but of greece n denmark)?
  • r u a nazi,since all ur brother-in laws r german?
  • how r d party girls?
  • how come ur stil alive,mommy,daddy n sisters arnt?
  • y dont u hv a beard?


news – a nigerian named adaobi has been deported n banned from d united kingdom.


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