God bless this guy (yes am feelin religious 2dy,watchd d exorcism of emily rose,mayb dats y….hmm…..mayb). my fantasy book was rite,hes d king of fantasy humour.c’mon go buy his book goin postal thud! hvnt read d latter tho,but wil do i due time.they really sud pay me 4 d ads,am really broke,yes i need d money!
anyhoo,only a guy like him wud think of writin gibberish as a word.n those igors,wit d horrible lisp (if u cn call it dat).n those names,talk bout weird,wacky n just plain silly like moist van lipwig,iodine maccalariat,crispin horsefry. d weird health habits of mr groat – sulphur in socks,yes he wears em,n co.d weirdness of stanley n his pin collection n his "little moments".d ashtray like kiss of adora bell dearheart (accordin 2 moist).d golems,if i had dat kind of patience,i’d b mad!wud hv given u my fave quotes,but it’d take hours 2 find em all,mayb anoda time.
anybody read d new dr kay scarpetta novel,predator by patricia cornwell?i really really wanna read it,u sud hv seen me touchin d cover in tesco,v emotional n disturbin scene.felt v ashamed,y?didnt knw they was a new book, n am in her official fan club (if ur interestd go n find it on msn groups)
novels rule!go read 1,if u hvnt………………………ur lackin d X-factor in ur life