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SEXERCIZE

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until

recently nobody had made a scientific

study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after

original and proprietary research they

are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent……………….. 12 Calories

Without her consent……………. 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands………………… 8 Calories

With one hand…………………. 12 Calories

With your teeth……………….. 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A PROPHYLACTIC

With an erection……………….. 6 Calories

Without an erection…………… 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris……… 8 Calories

Trying to find the G-Spot………..92 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary……………………. 12 Calories

69 lying down…………………. 78 Calories

69 standing up……………….. 112 Calories

Wheelbarrow………………….. 216 Calories

Doggy Style………………….. 326 Calories

Italian chandelier……………. 912 Calories

ORGASMING:

Real…………………………. 112 Calories

False……………………….. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging……………. 18 Calories

Getting up immediately…………. 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed

immediately……………….. 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION(without aid of Viagra):

If you are:

20-29 years old………………. 36 Calories

30-39 years………………….. 80 Calories

40-49 years…………………. 124 Calories

50-59 years…………………. 972 Calories

60-69 years………………2916 Calories

70 and over…………Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:

Calmly………………….. 32 Calories

In a hurry………………… 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door..1218 Calories

WITH YOUR WIFE KNOCKING AT THE DOOR…9815 Calories

Warning:

Always consult a Doctor before jumping into any extreme work out program

 

 

 

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