Sweet Minty Jebus, I’ve been laughing at this for like 10 minutes. Yes 10 actual minutes… This gem is brought to you by 4chan.
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning, and you only had time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make?
Huh, they posted it during my IET graduates programme presentation…Anywho, I’d make a soft cheese and salmon bagel…Yeah, I’m posh like that! **Does that weird finger snap/whipping thing the kiddies do**
It pains me everytime I read about a suicide. The saddest I have ever read was about a 9 year old, who was bullied on a regular basis. He killed himself at 9. The mind buggles, he thought his only solution was to kill himself at 9. That’s 1994-1995 for me, I turned 9, when I was in primary 5, I wrote my common entrance exam roughly 5 months after on my Mum’s birthday. I got into secondary school a few months later, still 9, then I turned 10 roughly two months in my first year of seconday school. Continue reading
Dear Matthew,
I am writing to you in response to the request that popped up in my inbox earlier this afternoon. I have also copied in Charity Comms, which deemed your request as relevant to charities that fall into the “women’s group”, “children” or “family welfare” categories. I do hope that you receive several replies from “women’s groups” and that said “women’s groups” tell you exactly what they think of you.
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as u cn c,hot 97 (a new york radio station).well dis song was sung on dec 2004 (yes rite afta d tsunami,dumb aint it?)n yes am ova a yr late.apparently,it was sung in d tune of we r d world.2b sincere,its ratha funny if u hv a pessimistic/sadistic view ta life.oh well,d ass,who wrote n produced it (Rick Del Gado),was fired.
disclaimer — i had nuttin 2 do wit dis song,so direct ur hate/love mail 2 him.i wont b acceptin any nail/stink/wateva bombs from him.but any cash,ipods,phones,psps n d otha gd stuff cud b sent thru 2 me
