MKS – Mutya Keisha Siobhan aka Sugababes 1.0. Seriously, why?! Aren’t the original problems still there?? Yes, I know about good wine maturing with age, but we are human – you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Will Keisha still allegedly be a bullying bitch? Will Siobhan still allegedly be a victim? Will Mutya still allegedly be a….I dunno, I just wanted to type allegedly again…
Oh well, here’s to hoping for some good music, maybe we’ll get some good Sugababes 1.0 vs. Sugababes 4.0 music. I was actually going to write some thought provoking stuff, but bugger it all, I kinda forgot…oops.
…so I Predict a Riot, Catfights & Spotlights style…or maybe, just maybe Kenzi’s version of Succubi fighting – “Slow motion pillow fights? Crotch lasers?”. Geez, I really miss Lost Girl.
Never ever, never ever claim your father-in-law is kinda related to Roderick Thorpe’s ex-wife, you might get owned by an internet ninja…
I know a guy who once had this pool cleaner who’s cousins best friends brother met a dude who knew a guy that married this stripper who cheated on him with a lesbian wrestler who was set to wrestle this other lesbian wrestler but changed and subsequently met a cocaine dealer in an alley in Chicago who had to phone a guy to get the stuff and that guy introduced both of them to this other guy who was friends with the pool cleaner, who’s dad was a businessman in the potato industry and his brother in laws grandpa wrote a book that was passed down to my friend who gave it to me to give to you, it’s called;
Shut the f**k up. Nobody cares about your pathetic claim to fame. - BeauRouillon
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Dude, you just got knocked the fuck out…great now I want to watch Friday