Frell Me Dead

Why the frak am I subjecting myself to this dren? What dren you say? Desperate Scousewives! I just spent the previous hour watching Playing it Straight! Sweet Minty Baby Jebus, why?! And the really sad thing – I have saved next week’s PiS on my EPG. Amazing how everyone’s* forehead in DS has no reaction whatsoever, no movement, no veins, no nada. Plus the war paint…wow! Who needs bulletproof vests/glasses/cars, just get some diamonds and peel off their skin and you’re golden. Pyschic chic?! What?! Stop blogging now!

 

*correction: One dude’s forehead actually works.

I can feel my IQ points lowering by the nanosecond. Oh, lookie there’s bits of brain dripping out my ears

And I Just Know We’ll Have a Good Time…

Two posts in a day…wow, maybe this one will make more sense. Since, I’ve been receiving a lot of promo singles in my Yahoo! I’ve decided to post them. But, since I’m too lazy to actually be bothered I’ll leave with my new favourite YouTubers, VanJess. Apparently, they went on The X Factor (US), they didn’t get past the first stage.

 

 

 

… yeah. That’s Janet Jackson’s Runaway, oh you nasty noobs.