Gold Comics
 Avengers |
 Blackest Night #0 |
 Bongo Comics Free-For-All! |
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 Disney/Pixar’s Cars #1 |
 Resurrection #0 |
 Savage Dragon #148 |
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 Shonen Jump Presents: Ultimo |
 Star Wars: The Clone Wars |
 The Mighty Archie Art Players |
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 Transformers Animated/G.I. Joe |
Silver Comics
 Aliens/Predator |
 APE Cartoonapalooza #2 |
 Arcana Studio Presents |
 Atomic Robo And Friends |
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 Attack Of The Alterna-Zombies! |
 Comics Festival! 2009 Volume 3 |
 Contract #1 |
 Cyberforce/Hunter-Killer Preview |
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 Dabel Bros. Showcase |
 DC Kids Mega Sampler |
 FCHS |
 Fist Of Justice #1 |
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 Gold Digger #101/Prince Of Heroes |
 IMPACT University Volume 5 |
 Love & Capes |
 Love & Rockets Sampler |
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 Mercy Sparx: Under New Management |
 Nancy & Melvin Monster |
 NASCAR Heroes: Origins #1 |
 Owly And Friends |
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 Radical 2009 Preview |
 Sonic The Hedgehog: Evolution Of A Hero |
 Studio 407 Sampler |
 The Stuff of Legend |
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 The Wizard Hot List |
 TMNT #1 25th Anniversary Reprint |
 Warhammer Fantasy |
 William Shatner Presents #1 |
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 Wolverine: Origin Of An X-Man |
 Worlds Of Aspen #4 |
Additional Items*
 FCBD 2009 Minimate |
 Magic The Gathering: Agents Of Artifice Sampler |
Dibs on Wolverine & Avengers. I might hustle the Bongo Comics FFA for my lil’ bro. Obiora, I said might.
*Might be in your goody bag.
I finally read my Kick-Ass #6, which in turn led me to discover #1-4 via Google, I laughed my ass off, hid under my duvet, laughed some more, hid under the duvet again, closed my eyes, covered my mouth, I even yelped for good measure. Hit-Girl is ice-cold. You know something’s wrong when I say that Eddie Lomas had the most humane death scene in the whole Lomas Massacre. C’mon she only stabbed him ONCE through (notice, I didn’t say in) the back & pulled out. Fat Guy #1 – got his stomach slashed, then his head water meloned. Skinny Guy #1 – got Hot Fuzzed (replace miniature spire with short blade (Katana?) & replace the lower jaw/tongue damage with lower jaw/tongue/upper jaw/brain/skull/scalp/baseball hat damage). Fat Guy #2 – Legless. Skinny Guy #2 – Armless. Woman aka "Sorry Sack of Shit" – Acupunture, twin blades style, translation one in the back & the back of the neck (both in whatever spinal cord segments), it even went through the door. Kick-Ass was right she really is "John Rambo meets Polly Pocket". For the uninitiated, I just described the ending of #3 & the beginning of #4. I’m patiently waiting for #7.
Aww…sweet old comic book violence, oh how I love thee.
