In-ta-rest-in

Wow, just found out my cuz (I hav ova 50 cousins & no I’m not exagerrating, unlike Em’s 1/2) just got married. Ok, its only been a traditional wedding apparently not d main 1,dowdry has been given & I’m still ratha confused, hey Igbo marriages r strange, theres even a bit where d hubby’s lookin 4 his wife-2b & his blindfolded & watnot,yes its really stange. Anyhoo, congrats Ekene,no pressure watsoeva on me,shes only a month or so younger than me/I/damn d english language.

Oh well,wats 4 lunner?

fireworks

Random Q – What’s with the fireworks? It’s been going on for 2 days now. It could be gun shots or a mute hanging from d window, pounding 4 dear life, just a tot. And those bleeding horns/foghorns/sirens, u’d think we were in South Central.

 

 

 

Hmm….me hungry, me want KFC but me can’t be assed to walk 2 get it. Oh well, off 2 play wit Miss Croft (dat sounds dodgy). Cool FM 96.9 rules! Although those ads r sooooo wrong. And R. Kelly u need a shrink, how in God’s name does it taste like skittles??!! And leave those damn kids alone, I have seen d vids (ok only 2/3 of ‘em & Chris Rock was rite wit d diabetic comment). Dude even shouted "Yo!" during a session.

Windows sux

Coming from a Windows user circa 1985 (all my life). I didnt knw they were other OS till d 2000s or other internet browsers in 2004/5. As we all know Microsoft has more or less cornerd d market wit bundling IE wit windows. I may not be as technologically savvy as those hackers & watnots but when ur IE7 restarts thrice in d space of 20mins, it pisses d shit out of u. Plus the ungoing battle to find ur temp internet files. (Found it tho,after d whole C:blah,blah…….Temporary Internet Files add Low – i.e. C:Users{Your username}AppDataLocalMicrosoftWindowsTemporary Internet FilesLow). Yes my new lappy has Vista on it (I actually miss my old XP,that used 2 crash – Black Screen of Death, it had an eventful life).

 

With all their crummy updates, u’d think d bastards wud hav sorted it out. Oh well, here’s to Microsoft – Middle fingers &/or Vs in d air (delete as applicable).

 

 

 

4 blogs in 4days,wow.mmmm….wats 4 brekkie?

Gimme, Gimme….

…..a u’ve gotta b kiddin me…..???I cant blive am bout 2 do dis – I sud b heading 2 d cinema 2 watch (wit my free ticket) Superbad – I am gonna talk about anoda social thingy (yes, em I’m losing my touch,am actually in touch wit d showbiz rats). Ms. BS formerly Mrs BK, Mrs BA (for 55hrs) & Miss BS. Yes, its ur dear Brittas (yes am so ashamed, that I will not spell her name). Since I cant get sat or cable, I didint watch d VMAs, but I got a clip of THAT performance by 5am dis morning (I actually stopped myself from bloggin). Was it just me, or was Miss Umbrella-ella-ella (my mum hates dis song wit a passion. She went on for bout half an hr moaning bout d number of times it was played on d radio & d no of umbrella n ellas in d song. I didn’t tell her it was no.1 in d uk for ages and that it was actually rainin like crazy.) laffin @ BS (its not my fault, i.e. her initials).

Anyhoo, kiddo (she’s 25, I’m 21. Smtin may b wrong wit dis statement), I hate to sound like a hypocrite but, get your ass to the gym (dont worry ur not fat). Remove those xtensions, practice lip-syncin n ur dance moves, and brush up on ur acting skills (2 mask d fact that u didnt want 2b there) and give kudos to danja and Keri Hilson (& co) for givin u ur nxt hit. But u got 2 admit twas funny and also embrassin’ says d confused woman who needs 2 catch her 6.30 for Superbad.

 

 

yes, Danja we didn’t c this coming. To BS – Work it Harder, Make it Better. Do it Faster, Makes us Stronger. More than ever, our after , Our Work is Never.

Update:Superbad was superfunny – as long as u hav no issues wit swearing & penis drawings. Atonement was fantasic(ally depressing, thank God I never read d book cuz no1 likes an unhappy ending). My inner man helped, cuz I wud hv been crying like crazy, thnx to him, I only had tears in my eyes. All in all they were worth every penny (twas free). BOTH Highly recommended.

u sud ignore this

Testing…testing….1,2,3. Does Windows Live Writer work???

Anonymous replies "Duh, doofus, thats what ur using right now".

Dobis replies "I told u 2 ignore this, stupid".

 

With CoS over,currently watching England v Isreal. Really don’t care, I wonder how Naij’s will do wit their qualifiers (….GOOOAAL….England just scored – Wright-Phillips).

Viva La Food!

More Randomness

Wow, Pavarotti’s gone. Amazing, a news coverage that has outdone d McCann’s. yes that sounded harsh, but its bcom ratha annoyin. Anyhoo, in Dobi’s bit 2 seem social concious saw d nude pic of Vanessa Anne Hudgens, now i feel a bit dirty, even tho am a str8 woman. It wasn’t all that, since I’m assuming it was taken by Zac Efron, dude where did u leave ur camera, I’m sure d kid had it on his phone, and was feelin thugish. Plus, people she IS 18, she has SEX, she aint a virgin, get over it. She isnt Paris, Nicole or Lindsay. It was for her boo (now, i feel 12). I doubt she purposedly leaked it, so she’d betta get her boo 2 fess up or whoeva it was 4. Feel sorry for her & her family tho.

 

Anyhoo, no more social concious Dobi, back to the Tenor……err, Prince Charles (who will never b King,I know its a low blow, but i cudn’t help myself), did u know him well? Amazing, how quick d newspapers coverd it, for once d paper’s where actually saying today’s news instead of yesterday’s. Currently watchin’ Carry on Spying, so I’m more distracted than usual. Cant blive Babs was 18 (is she wearing Wonderbra,cuz its really distractin). d dude sud really stop singin’ and playin’ d sitar. Sha, sha Pav, RIP.

 

4gotten, wat i was gonna write, so I’m gonna write wat i jus heard on CoS, A: "say something rude", B replies "manure". Anyhoo may attempt 2 blog somtin more coherent when i rememba, which may have nothing 2 do wit my original intent, mayb today or nxt yr.

 

 

its official, vista sucks. if i get 1 of those pop-up thingys again, I will shoot BG.