bring on d rain!

say no 2 sun,tanning,bugs,sun,heat,sun,humidity,sun,sweat,sun n most importantly say no 2 sun…………yes i hv issues wit it.sunbathin sud b bannd.y???look if som fit fella was tannin his ass off,i wont mind……………*need a min….err…make that an hr*.but srry kiddies u aint fit!d boot ad comes 2 mind – d 1 wit d sun n ppl r runnin 2 d beach.1 ray of sunlight = 300 bham students on d grass = adaobi bein blind which also proportional 2 bo = horny students raised 2 d power of infinity = increased hickeys n unwanted pregnancy.in other words 1 ray of light = 150 babies.em,help me out wit d eqn.

 

anyhoo,em,i want ice cream.ICE CREAM!!!B&JFF!err…..if ur wonderin…..i’ve had at least 10 in d past 2wks,so i banned myself.yes em am tryin 2 understand will power.

 

i hate bugs!they r just like annoyin humans wit d exception of flyin,size,no of eyes,anatomy n other lil thingys.

in tru dobi-won kenobi style…..i’ve 4gotten wat i was bout 2 write n writin in d dark doesn’t help.yes am 2 lazy 2 turn on d lights *bursts into song* u knw dat girl,she aint 2 tough tough,whos gonna turn off d lights?

yes em,i stil do dat.

 

watchin dis documentary’s depressin (darwin’s nightmare).n all u kiddies dat got d dail mail n d mail on sunday 4 d around d world in 80 days miniseries dvds……..twas worth it, spent d hrs meant 4 sleepin watchin it.God bless dat Irish man…….

 

 

 

"i luv breathin, but i hate bugs even more"

over on hi5

they r stil desperate ppl ova on hi5.yes,em,am bored as usual (hey they r doin fawlty towers n allo allo on telly now.oya leg it 2 bbc2).spent my newly found kishi on terry pratchett (ebay rules!……err….em i jus got 7 of em).yes em i hv no will power.

 

 

anyhoo…..hi5…err…i’ve 4gotten wat i was bout 2 say.k,am lookin 4 pics of said desperados n watchin fawlty towers (yeaa,i cn multi-task!).give me a sec…….*cue elevator music*…………

 "look at my fake watch"

unfortunately,i hvnt found 1 yet.i’ll do it later.don’t worry,d bitch switch wil b on after fawlty n allo allo n BB7 (yes am officially brain dead.)

 

 

NB:nikki sud b shot!dat was a bit harsh.well,we wish her GBH.

quotes of d wk….or 2

well,em u knw how i luv trivia (my parents r sighin immensely n wishin i was dis gd at/in/around/on??! skool).

anyhoo….here r d qoutes i hv seen or heard or wateva in d past wk or so..

 

"I would have preferred it if he’d followed his original ambition and become an architect." — Paula Hitler, Hitler’s younger sister, during an interview with a U.S. intelligence operative in late 1945.

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"I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein

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"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope." – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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"Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win." – Gary Lineker

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from How I Met Your Mother
Lily: You’re playing hockey. With a basketball… and tennis rackets?
Marshall: It’s BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it’s Awesome!
Lily: Wait, BaskIceball? shouldn’t it be Iceketball?
Marvin Eriksen Sr.: Ice… Ket… ball? that just sounds weird.
Marcus Eriksen: The game is BaskIceball. And I’m the best.
Lily: Well, maybe that’s just cause you haven’t seen *me* play.
[Lily throws the basketball to Marcus who throws it back to Marshall]
Marshall: Well, it’s not exactly a sport for girls.
Lily: Well, that’s funny cause your brother throws like a girl!
[Lily throws the ball back to Marcus]
Lily: [Marcus throws the ball hard and hits Lily in the face]

from The Divorce of Lady X (1938)
Leslie: You’re much too nice to turn me out.
Logan: Nice! My dear young lady, you don’t know me. The trouble with me is that I’m weak. A charming young girl like you can put anything over on me in five minutes. But at least I know my weakness, so I force myself to be rude. Sometimes even brutal!
[Leslie starts backing Logan into a corner]
Leslie: You do like talking about yourself, don’t you?
Logan: Why… yes… most men do. But at least they know the truth about themselves. Women don’t. They only know the truth about each other.

 

Logan: We have ample opportunities in this court for learning what women mean, or what they mean they mean if in these days they mean anything at all.

 

Logan: Modern woman has disowned womanhood but refuses man’s obligations. She demands freedom but won’t accept responsibility. She insists upon time to develop her personality, and she spends it in cogitating on which part of her body to paint next.

 

 

Logan: Modern woman has no loyalty, decency, or justice; no endurance, reticence, or self-control; no affection, fine feelings, or mercy. In short, she is unprincipled, relentless, and exacting; idle, unproductive, and tedious; unimaginative, humorless, and vain; vindictive, undignified, and weak. And the sooner man takes out his whip again, the better for sanity and progress.

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from d O.C.
Seth: Women like guy’s with a 6-pack.I know,i have 1.
Summer: Coen those r ur ribs.
Seth: Oh

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"Without security it is difficult for a woman to look or feel beautiful." – Merle Oberon

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Smile…it confuses people -Sandi Thom (k,its nt a quote but its kinda gd)

 

 

n my fave qoute – "am hungry" n "it felt rite at d time"

err…..

k,emma wemma am writin,am writin!geez.

 

anyhoo…i hv been wastin my life on wikipedia,listenin 2 "say it rite" n "promiscuous" by nelly furtado.me thinks nelly was ratha horny recordin dis album -alb u say God bless d net (esp http://delfino-inc.blogdrive.com/ they rule!).u kids sud buy d alb tho.

 

anyhoo……wetin crase woman go write……..err….em am stil waitin 4 u 2 sing truth don die…….err….mark,adobe means mud hut.so am a bit worried u like it.

 

err….i checked my msgr n ibim has decided 2 give us her full name.4 a chic with a ratha short 1st name,her 2nd’s d xact opposite - ibimtamunoteintuminibanigo,since ibim’s her 1st n banigo’s her surname,u figure d rest.

 

em….ben n jerry’s fossil fuel rules!i’ve had 3 dis week (2dy,yesday n d day b4 dat) n 5 last wk.yes em am hopeless.thank sainsbury (2 4 a fiver!heaven……..)

 

btw…..mark,d flotsam n jetsom i knw r d eel thingys in d little mermaid.at least urs hv 2 ears each.

 

err……is it jus me or is d weather actually hot???boo bring back d winter