typical me

jus foud out i could have gotten it from wikipedia,talk bout medicine after death.u sud c d sims version of 1-5,quite weird n funny lookin.stil lookin 4 d vids 6-12.yes i hv d 1st 5 both original n sim versions.he says he wil do more TITC yes am tired of writin d whole name.d gen public cheers,d not so general boos consistently

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my new week’s resolution’s 2 hv a job by next week n attend all my lecs 4 d rest of d term,*thinkin* is it possible?

Trapped in d closet chapters 6-12

yes am back again wit dis song(s) aka ghetto drama.dis song as more drama than gen hospital,passions,sunset beach,all my children,days of our lives,lovin n evry other soap opera i hv watchd in my lifetime english,spaniish,french,portugese,indian included,yesw i’ve watchd a lot,som willingly,som not so willingly,d rest heard em in my sleep.

 

anyhoo,bck 2 d song(s),well,if u heard d 1st 5,u’d knw sylvester (nt d cat,r.kelly’s character) slept in anoda chic’s house (conviently on d 5th floor),kathy’s (said chic) husband,a pastor (rufus),came home had some hanky panky wit his wife.durin said hanky,sylvester’s phone rings (hes trapped in d closet,hence d title).rufus obviously hears d phone.this gettin ratha lengthy.syl pulls out his beretta n a v interestin affair is revealed.turns out rufus is also on d down low wit anoda man (chuck,who we find out is a deacon in ch 12).anyhoo,syl calls his phone………….n a guy answers it.dats only 1-3,in 4 his stoppd by a cop (y?dude’s speedin,hes obviously pissd,duh!)in 5,turns out his wife (gwendolyn) slept wit said policemen (who she met thru kathy,yes she knws rufus n chuck)

 

now about said 6-12,6 starts wit syl laffin wat wud u do,cry?he tells her bout d stuff dat happend (minus d names),they both laff it off.d cop (1st he was calld billy,then he bcame james)  comes bck out of concern,thinks gwen’s in danger.in d end,syl n james hv a showdown (western style),som1 gts shot.7,turns out gwen’s bro (twan) got shot,ends wit rosie,d nosy neighbour,wit a spatula,which happens 2b facin 2 guns (courtesy of syl n twan).8,d policeman goes home 2 his wife (bridget),smtin smells fishy.9,searches d kitchen n finds a midget (big man,dont ask!).10,james ruffin up big man.bridget calls kathy (she found her no in her hubby’s wallet),syl n twan come 2 d rescue.11,we find out y big man’s calld big man.we also find out whos d baby’s daddy (bridget’s preggers).12,bck 2 rufus’ joint.agruments n threats amock.gwen calls n finds out twas kathy uh huh.talk bout spoilers.all in all,i luv dis song

 

 

my fingers killin me………go check ur closet

u guessd it

i didnt go,yes em,am a bad person,instead i had a pack yes d large 1,k almost a pack of minstreals n finishd d rest of my rolos yes d big pack again.4 som odd reason,i feel bigger hmmm….jus wonderin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

as d thingy on my door says "i’ve neva met a calorie i didnt like"

i must b crazy

as u knw em,i won a pair of tickets 2 c roots manuva live in d carlin academy birmingham.n 4 som odd reason, somtin i’d been lookin 4ward 2,i dont wanna go anymore…….d crowd goes wtf,r u crazy.well,its 4 7-11,as u’ve gatherd am ratha late.i need 2 c my GP,i hv finally lost it er…..xcuse me miss,u neva had it.oh shut up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yes ppl,it finally happend,dobi’s gone schizo.

Terry Pratchett

God bless this guy (yes am feelin religious 2dy,watchd d exorcism of emily rose,mayb dats y….hmm…..mayb). my fantasy book was rite,hes d king of fantasy humour.c’mon go buy his book goin postal  thud! hvnt read d latter tho,but wil do i due time.they really sud pay me 4 d ads,am really broke,yes i need d money!

 

anyhoo,only a guy like him wud think of writin gibberish as a word.n those igors,wit d horrible lisp (if u cn call it dat).n those names,talk bout weird,wacky n just plain silly like moist van lipwig,iodine maccalariat,crispin horsefry. d weird health habits of mr groat – sulphur in socks,yes he wears em,n co.d weirdness of stanley n his pin collection n his "little moments".d ashtray like kiss of adora bell dearheart (accordin 2 moist).d golems,if i had dat kind of patience,i’d b mad!wud hv given u my fave quotes,but it’d take hours 2 find em all,mayb anoda time.

 

anybody read d new dr kay scarpetta novel,predator by patricia cornwell?i really really wanna read it,u sud hv seen me touchin d cover in tesco,v emotional n disturbin scene.felt v ashamed,y?didnt knw they was a new book, n am in her official fan club (if ur interestd go n find it on msn groups)

 

 

 

 

 

novels rule!go read 1,if u hvnt………………………ur lackin d X-factor in ur life

God bless cute 73 yr old men…….

……………dat help clueless 20 yr old women find their way 2 d uni of cardiff student union.if u gatherd wat am talkin bout,gd on ya! if u hvnt,go bck 2 skool dufuss! n em,my guild group’s calld nexon we dont knw d full meanin,but it has somtin 2 do wit nigeria,we call it d nigerian society associatin or somffin like dat,i knw v v helpful.

 

 

well,i hv a root manuvra (rubbish speller,arnt i?) gig 2nite, God bless JD,4 makin me a winner!y didnt i win 4 decemba,wud hv gone 2 d black eyed peas concert,oh well……..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i leave u wit grandpa boondock’s dreams,srry ms aguilera,i had nuttin 2 do wit it

is it jus me?

it seems dat charlotte church’s vid,call my name, is all ova d place……really jus on yahoo,especially on yahoo.co.uk,its always advertised on inside yahoo!go log on ur yahoo messngr…its there rite at d bottom.even on its american counterpart,especially on launch duh!its d music section.tru,but always wit goldfrapps’ oh la la n d other 1? i think yahoo needs 2 check their systems,mayb its on a loop or somffin….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or mayb its jus me.

i won,i won

not really a surprise since my opponent was worse than i was.imajin hw hard it was 4 em 2 vote,they chose d betta of d bad 2som.if ur wonderin wat d heck am on bout – am nw d treasurer of my guild group,yes there goes all d money.my 1st election n i won by default (yes in a way).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

am off 2 spend my winnings. 

aww…..garfield,d role model 4 we lazy sods

 

 

n em,am listenin 2 biology on repeat,i knw hw u hate girls aloud.

ahh,d 13yr old git lives!

em,d young’n wants ta fight wit me,talk bout d wrong crazy chic 2 mess wit.err….srry 2 spoil ur day,but i hv a boo,nw gt ur insignificant (useless,bus-faced,flat-assd,confused,insecure n idiotic) self off my "sight".oh,n young’n,u really dont want 2 start smtin do u?tot so.now scat!

 

 

 

or we cud settle dis in 5yrs time,at least my conscience wont botha me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

btw,u sud stop talkin bout urself like dat,it aint healthy…if u think am jokin look at her msn name-StewpideGitAlways yes ppl,i kid u nt.