Loungin

dis is officially d best way 2 spend ur free time – doin absolutly nuttin!.hvnt showerd,just lazyin away in bed DLin i hv been bannd 2ce 4 "xcessive DLin",i only hv 4gbs left on my lappy,which hs an 80g mem,dont ask

 

i really need 2 eat,am famishd,but am 2 lazy 2 gt up,no surprise there

wil leave u wit dis track by obiwon calld get em off.he sings d hook in my language(igbo which i cnt speak,yes i knw am a disgrace since i’ve been livin in nigeria all my life).wil translate when i gt d full deal,but all i cn say is hes dissin her

 

 

yes i wil take my shower in 5mins.i mean it honestly!

D’ARVIT!!!

nw they r makin animal noises!nw som shithead’s screamin wanker.y am i always stuck wit these kind of numskulls.nw they r callin each other wankers,nw they r chantin

BLOODY SODDIN BUGGERIN HELL!!!!!!!

oh Lord giv me d strength nt 2 kill these misrable bastards.y is it these boys (they cnt b classified as men) dnt hv any sense!nw they r doin cat n dog noises! em cud i borrow ur rusty spoon?

eva wonder y these boys call themselves wankers n they gt pissd?doesnt make any sense,since they actually do it.so its more like statin d fact.n y dnt they knw hw 2 flush d toilet?y dnt they knw hw 2 pee?they bloody hold d damn thing but they pee vrywhere xcept d toilet!so much 4 direction

does anybody hv a remote control wit d kill button on it?

u wud undastand d title,if u’ve read any of d artemis fowl novels.

Y I Outha….

AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!

its official,am d only human on dis floor!som stupid sod is busy makin really weird noises.more prehistoric thn normal skreechin he usually makes.happens 2b d same dufus dat screams his head off (he thinks hes talkin) at 4am(happy hr on my floor),sings like a banshee n screams "oh my God" 1/2 d time.DAMN!i dnt knw his name but i knw his voice btw which i hv grown 2 hate.seriously,am really contemplatin killin i knw d KKK wud b happy but i need 2 avoid temptation.it betta nt b d dude wit d crutches or else i wud break his gd leg!

cn u blive it,i hv been in uni 4 a yr n i stil dnt knw d name or face of my nxt door neighbour- their names bein on their doors doesnt count cuz i dnt knw d name 2 d face.

em there’s a high probability dat ellie is 1 of my flatmates.wont it b weird dat i hvnt seen her n she’d been or my floor d whole time? me thinks i sud repair my specs

 

i wish i hd d blades of chaos(kratos’ weapon),wud shut up dat dufus permenently

God Of War

am so hyped up 4 dis game,i was practically droolin while i was on d website.i just cnt wait – actually i cn

http://us.playstation.com/Content/OGS/SCUS-97399/Site/main.asp

y do we hv 2 wait 3mths 2 gt dis game,while d yanks gt it 1st?it aint fair i tell ya!bloody marketin excs n distributors!d uk version betta b betta thn d us version.

anyhoo,u sud c d fightin sequences,they r 2 die 4 ok mayb d blood’s a bit kill billish,but it cnt all b perfect.if ur into greek myth,u’d luv all baddies u gt 2 fight.d infamous medusa bein 1 of em (if u’ve played hercules,it aint anytin like dat 1,u actually hv 2 whoop her ass in person n nt run around).anoda gem,d hydra recall slash 1 head 2 sprout n so forth.amngst otha "beauties"-cyclops (no nt d cutie in x-men),sirens,minotaurs,centaurs,d classic undead n of course ares,d greek god of war himself.

am sure ur wonderin whos d madman,yup hes kratos (yes d scary lookin pale mortal below)hes hell bent on killin d said god of war.well u cn gt d full deal on d website.

 

btw does any1 hav a screwdriver?indeed i talk 2much.seriously,do u hv 1?

How depressin

i only hv 1 person who actually reads n replies on dis page n dats emma.DAMN!!

am i dat borin and/or dat hated actually dnt answer dat question,MSN wil probly ban me afta dat

 

i wnt papa john’s pizza pronto!

The year 1985

yea,yea here i go again bout my age again.i blive i hv hit my mid-life crisis,i hvnt even turnd 20 yet n am already depressd…..i really need 2 revise i hv my last xm 2dy,am so happy dat am confusd ,help!!!

anyhoo,i decided 2 look at d famous ppl who share my birth yr(poor sods!),they r quite a talented bunch,it aint fair i tell u.there r footballers,actors n singers……i repeat it aint fair!!!

well heres d list

February 5 – Cristiano Ronaldo, Portuguese footballer

February 18 – Lee Boyd Malvo, convicted Beltway sniper

February 20 – Yulia Volkova, Russian musician (t.A.T.u.)

February 28 – FeFe Dobson, Canadian singer

March 2 – Robert Iler, actor

March 13 – Emile Hirsch, actor

March 26 – Keira Knightley, actress

May 2 – Sarah Hughes, figure skater

June 8 – Alexandre Despatie, Canadian diver

June 26 – Urgyen Trinley Dorje, Tibetan Buddhist spiritual leader

June 30 – Michael Phelps, American swimmer

October 11 – Michelle Trachtenberg, actress

October 22 – Zachary Hanson, musician

October 24 – Wayne Rooney, English footballer

November 10 – Giovonnie Samuels, television actress

December 2 – Liene Buldure, streaker

December 5 – Frankie Muniz, actor

December 10 – Raven Symone, actress and singer

i repeat it aint fair!!!my xm is in 6hrs 15mins.

The Day I Was Born

"1985 – The volcano Nevado del Ruiz erupts and melts a glacier, causing a lahar (volcanic mudslide) that buries Armero, Colombia, killing approximately 23,000 people."

http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/November-13

if u dnt blive me check d website.i hv 4gotten wat i said b4,stupid comp went ga ga so am writin from scratch again!so u c my birth day wasnt really gd,so in d great words of micheal kyle "dnt mess wit me man!"

 

in more events related news,

In 1789, Benjamin Franklin wrote in a letter to a friend, "In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." yea d death thing again

in 2004,Ol’ Dirty Bastard passed away nt my fault honestly

In 1956, the Supreme Court struck down laws calling for racial segregation on public buses smtin gd 4 a change

 

in more birth related news,i might as well mention some of my famous bday mates(like they knw i exist),

1. whoopi goldberg,dats y am funny(em stop laffin,no yemi i dnt look like her,dnt insult d poor woman)
2. ron artest,dats y am a ruffain(4 non-americans n non-nba fans,hes had several ruff ends wit ppl n was suspended 4 fightin wit a fellow baller n d audience)
3. robert louis stevenson,dats y am a gd writer(shut up all ye unbelievers)
4. rachel bilson(d chic in oc),we hv nuttin in common,mayb our slight obsession wit seth,but nuttin really
5. steve zahn,anoda comedian,u c am really funny(em u cn stop laffin nw)

update:gd luck em,u’ll b aiirite….u gonna kick ass!

5dwn,1 2 go.yes,i knw i talk 2much wil shut up now

Is dis thing on??

testin testin 1,2,3….testin testin 1,2,3….testin testin 1,2,3….

eva had those annoyin buggers sayin dat nxt door cuz they’ve a mic n dnt knw hw 2 use it??bloody annoyin!speakin of annoyin wat gts on ur nerves?well anybody who knws me wil knw d whole ppl on my floor piss me off dnt b surprisd if u hear in d news 2morow dat a black woman has killd her whole white flatmates,d KKK wil hv a field day

anyhoo,i wantd 2 c if dis stuff really wrks – d whole music playin on my space thing – 4 me.since em wil b d only 1 checkin on my site,i decided 2 play a sng she may hate (wud b funny if she llikes it).d sng’s calld vibrate by petey pablo ft rasheeda.DIRRTY SOUTH!

well 4 dwn 2 to go.wil b livin in d cinema as from nxt saturday.so if ur lookin 4 me(which i highly doubt),wil b in amc.

yes i knw i talk 2 much

E-bay

decided 2 praise my dear friend ebay….i luv it!d bargains u cn gt is just fantastic.k,i really need 2 gt a life.wil do v v v v v soon.yes n i hv anoda 9.30 xm dis morn.

wait a sec……………………AAAAARRRGGGGGH!!!!!

glad i got dat out of my sys.dnt worry in due time i’ll put stuff worth while here afta my xms (endin nxt week,whoopi!).com 2 think of it i really doubt i wil put anythin resonable here

 

until d nxt time i put more rubbish here

Still Clueless

2 dwn 4 to go.eva been bitch slapppd by an exam?DAMN!!!it hurts!

update:stil dnt knw wat am doin (wit dis space).may ask em 4 pointers.oh,em pls dnt put dat hideous pic pls.n hw did u gt d sng 2 play on ur thingy?